Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
i now understand why vodka
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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