I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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