And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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