1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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