I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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