Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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