we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Watching her eat just hurts me
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
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