Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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