I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
