break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Holy sore nipples Batman
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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