yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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