I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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