Tell her she can't have a vagina
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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