hell yes lets make some ravioli
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Let's paint friendship bongs
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
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