Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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