It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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