your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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