wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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