bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
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I need you to use more vowels.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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