He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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