absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
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