If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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