Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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