Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Life is so much better after having sex.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Randomize
