Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
