Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
