Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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