We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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