They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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