so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
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