so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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