Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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