Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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