who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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