Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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