My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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