Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
try to milk me bitch
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