You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
