Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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