:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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