so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i think i have herpe
just one?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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