Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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