I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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