so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
and you fell through a lawn chair
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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