I don't think brook has ever known best
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Randomize
