Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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