know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
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