I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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