She went from zero to smokin in five shots
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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