I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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