So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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