If i come over, it means nothing
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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