I CAN MOONWALK!
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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