Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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